Ode to Narcissism

Yeah...

It’s been a little while.  I apologize.

Yes, I’m kidding.  I know no one cares.

I received my first ticket ever today.  And the cop was a total dick.

Per usual, I responded with equal rudeness.

He threatened to arrest me.

“Cops are fucking useless.  You’re never there when we need you, but you sure as hell can write us tickets” was probably not the nicest thing I could’ve said to him.

I just wish I had been bumpin’ NWA at the time.

“Fuck tha police!”

That song will be in my head for the rest of the day.

On another note…

Office politics are ridiculous.  I had to tell my boss that his office manager is a post-menopausal, unprofessional hypocrite.

I realize that sounds decidedly unfeminist, but in all honesty, I have worked their for five years and her crazy behavior has been going on approximately a year and a half - which coincides with her “life change.”  Yes, she informed me of that.

I like having a job and being productive, but it is very draining and makes me feel very old.

I am 23 - I want to take some time off, go to school, travel, and live off of student loans.

I know the reasons why I shouldn’t do this… but I really, really want to.

Maybe there are some good and practical reasons to support doing this.